Ever had the misfortune of traveling or living in Indiana? If so then my condolences.
Indiana has to be the worst state ever. I had the misfortune of living there for two years. And I hated every minute of it. Now I live in Chicago. And breathing in the pollution is like a breath of fresh air. Seriously, I know Chicago is a total shit hole. But I’d rather live here than Indiana any day.
Here are some solid reasons why Indiana bites the big one:
1: Tom Petty
Tom Petty is from Indiana. ‘Nuff said.
No wait, I got more to say, I hate Tom Petty. His music is boring and it sucks… just like Indiana.
2: Boring As Shit
Indiana in a Nutshell
*Yawn, what is there to do in Indiana? Nothing, zero, zilch. At least in Chicago or any other major city you have establishments. Indiana has… McDonalds… and maybe a K-mart if you’re lucky. If you want to do something in Indiana you’re shit out of luck. This may be one of the main reasons Indiana has one of the highest depression rates in the country. Because people are bored out their fucking minds. And you’d be bored too if you had nothing to do but stare at fields of corn for several hours. Imagine living in Seattle; Amsterdam or some other eccentric place for years and suddenly having to live in Indiana. You’d want to kill yourself. People in Indiana are boring as well. They usually have nothing to say, and if they do it’s about their kids or their lawnmowers or some other trivial shit nobody cares about.
Yes children. This leads me to my next reason Indiana sucks.
3: Child Worship
I personally hate kids. They are loud; annoying; they smell like sour milk and urine… I could go on forever. However not everyone shares my opinion on children. Pretty much everyone in Indiana loves kids. In some parts of Indiana they are the main focal point.
To illustrate how this is annoying let me tell you a story:
I was in a Culvers one day using the public restroom. I was in one of the stalls, I had the door latched. I was urinating when a man walked into the bathroom escorting his son. Now for some unknown reason, the little boy (who I assume was about 9 or 10) walks up to my stall and starts peeking through the door at me. He starts bitching to his father about how he wants to go into the stall I’m in. Now mind you, there were like 3 other stalls open he could have gone in, but of course he wants mine because he’s a self entitled little shit. So anyway, he keeps whining and bitching to his father about the stall while simultaneously staring at me while I urinate. So naturally I’m thinking “okay, the father is going to reprimand the child and let him know that this behavior is unacceptable, right? Of course not. The father just says something non nonchalant like “Bobby, quit playing around.”
How about “hey Bobby, quit peeping into my stall you little pedophile.”
Ban Kids
Seriously how is this acceptable behavior for a kid nowadays? When I was young I was shy. I would never had peeped at someone in a bathroom stall. I would have been too scared they’d say something. I was quiet kid. Why are all these kids today so fucking loud and brazen?
But this is the norm in Indiana. It’s all about the kids, the adults are like second class citizens.
4: Corn
Corn sucks. Ban corn.
5: Lawnmowers
By fucking god, the lawnmowers. Every where, all the time. Twenty-four-mother-fucking-seven. You can’t eat; sleep; shit; listen to music; or even masturbate in peace without hearing someone’s fucking lawnmower. BRRRRNNNNNNN. Is that the way lawnmowers sound? Whatever.
Seriously, these people mow their lawns like EVERYDAY. Until their lawns are just one big brown mound of shit. And they love it too. You see them out there, all pumped up mowing their lawns like it’s the highlight of their sad, miserable life. And sadly it probably is.
I think it’s OCD… if they don’t mow their lawns everyday they think they’re bladders will spontaneously explode.
6: No Booze On Sunday
Alright I have a lot to say about this one. This law just goes to show you how backwards Indiana really is. It’s one of the silliest rules ever. Logically and economically it makes zero sense. There is a lot of speculation as to how this law began and how it still manages to hold up today. A lot of people believe it started with Christianity, which makes sense since Sunday is the day of worship. On the other hand some people think it’s because of small businesses who would rather people purchase liquor at their storefronts, instead of picking up liquor on a Sunday trip to the grocery store.
Personally I think it stems from religion. Now having said that I’m going to digress back to my earlier statement when I said:
“This just goes to show you how backwards Indiana really is.”
Okay, so if this law is based around religion. Then what about all the non-Catholics who reside in Indiana? Christianity is one form of religion among dozens that are practiced in the United States. So the fact that a law based off one singular religion takes precedence in a state seems discriminatory doesn’t it? Some people don’t recognize Sunday as a day of worship, so why are they being forced into upholding a law that does? Uh oh.. looks like somebody needs to call the ACLU!
Now another absurdity of this law is, if you want booze on a Sunday, you can simply go to a bar and buy as many alcoholic beverages as you want. Or of course you can just stock up on liquor the day prior, and drink to your hearts content on Sunday.
Overall this law is backwards and outdated. And it should have been abolished a long time ago along with any other outdated beliefs. Remember, Indiana is the only state who still stubbornly upholds this law, which just goes to show how backwards they are.
7: Breeding
Bored out of your fucking mind? Sick of staring at corn? Why not PROCREATE.
People just lay around creating kids all day. These little shits are everywhere. I can’t eat or see a movie without some little kid screaming in the background. Everywhere you go you have to deal with somebody’s offspring. When will people understand that nobody likes your kids but you. Nobody finds your kids cute but you. In fact most people find your children very unpleasant and will go out of their way to avoid them… like me. Stop subjecting other people to your obnoxious kids. Keep your little monsters at home locked up in cages where they belong. Nobody likes them… did I mention I hate kids?
8: People in Indiana Have Never Left Indiana
People who live in Indiana think the world just drops off at the state lines. A lot of them have never left Indiana, or their own city for that matter. This kind of behavior leads to close mindedness. People in Indiana are very insular. Any outside people or ideas seem to intimidate their way of life.
Supposedly Asian people have it the worst. Which I don’t doubt in the least. While living in Indiana for two years I think I saw a total of 2 Asian people. And they looked like they wanted to get the fuck out of there. I don’t blame them.
Especially with dipshits like this around:
(Looks like it’s been removed for hate speech. Well, if you haven’t already seen the video here’s the summary).
Some faggot kid from Indiana makes fun of Chinese people. There that’s pretty much it.
Overall I believe Indiana seems to be a state that’s behind in the progression of humanity. It’s like they have their own little island, away from the world. Uncaring of the outside world. Only concerned with what’s in their little corner. The solution?
NUKE THEM.
Just nuke Indiana off the face of the earth. Seriously what’s the worst that could happen? Sure people will be upset for a little while. But they’ll get over it. It’s time to take this state out of the union!
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I love it! I am from michigan and moved here with my grandparents. The children of the corn, and the trailer park kids just nail this state!
And the stupid assholes in the Indiana Supreme Court overturned lower courts that had ruled forfeitures of cars and such was unconstitutional. Now that case is before SCOTUS and those cocksucking Indiana judges are going to have their asses handed to them! Fuck Indiana! Nuke ’em!
I live in Indiana and it’s a shit hole. I hate it but now I’m kinda stuck. The list of fucked up shit about this state is enormous. The politicians and lawyers have destroyed freedom and justice here.
I agree with you on everything except Tom Petty. I don’t love his music but I don’t mind it either. Everything else is spot on. Indiana, or Shitiana as I call it, is by far the worst state I’ve been to in this country, and I’ve been to most. I despise this place with the utmost loathing.
Tom Petty is not from Indiana you moron!
The author is obviously a complete moron!! Seattle is eccentric you say….also way more suicides in that 1 city than in the entire state of Indiana…dumbass!! As for Chicago….A COMPLETE CRIME RIDDEN LIBERALS SHIT HOLE CITY!!!! Oh and….The late Great Tom Petty is NOT from Indiana…you illiterate fucking douchebag!!
Hey Clifton, the majority of the guns found in crimes in Chicago come from Indiana.
Chicago always has and always will have more to offer than any one city in Indiana. If Indiana was so great then why does Chicago have nine times more people than Marion County alone? At least Illinois produced a few Presidents – Lincoln and Obama – that made the world a better place. What’s that? Oh, you had Benjamin Harrison? I bet you didn’t even know that. I lived close to the Indy 500 and attended half a dozen races……lame, lame, lame! Any single Formula 1 race has more class than the 500. Colts…phfff! Whatever! Pacers …. zzzzz… and IU basketball has finally rid itself of that pompous moron of a coach Bob Knight. I don’t care what his record is either. The guy was a egocentric ass.
The City of Chicago itself is only roughly 3 times the population of Marion County, not 9 times. The Combined Chicago Metro area including NW Indiana is 8 million, while the Combined Indianapolis Area is 2.4 million, again not 9 times but closer to 3… But this is changing…Chicago is the fastest declining city in the country in population and Indy on the other hand is the 2nd fastest growing city in the Midwest.
No event in the world comes close to the Indianapolis 500 in attendance.. I’ve been to 35 in a row and I’ve also been to F1 races…..no comparison and no I dont live near Indy
Correct that the white trash state of Indiana is where most of the criminal elements of Chicago get their guns because they end up sold out of Lake, Porter, Marion etc sold to criminals in Chicago because Indiana has no real restrictions on guns in this state. Indiana has a gun culture problem and it also has a problem with people having next to nothing when it comes to common sense.
By the way, Benjamin Harrison was actually an ancestor of mine and he lived in Indiana although most of the Harrisons were actually from Virginia by the way of Kentucky and Ohio. In fact, some of the Harrisons are actually buried near Cincinnati just a few miles from Indiana Ohio state line. More than likely these morons don’t know anything about Harrison though he was a largely mediocre President and if you look at his record it wasn’t anything to boast about.
Chicago just by itself as a city has 2.7 million people which is three times that of Marion (Moron) County and the Chicago Metro just in IL has probably three times that of Chicago so about 8 million or so in a state of IL which has about 11 million people. Its funny that downstate IL bitches about Chicago because its really what carries the state of Illinois. Otherwise the rest of Illinois below Interstate 74 might as well be another incarnation of Indiana. I know, I’ve been there quite a lot over the years and I used to live in NW Indiana now I am in S. Central Indiana close to Bloomington which is tolerable but most of the rest of this state is a laughingstock.
The educational system here though its supposedly rated a top 20 state really in most places sucks and its only around Indianapolis and maybe Bloomington that it really shines. Most of your small towns in Southern Indiana even Evansville are a laugh when it comes to find intelligent and cultured people. The same goes for Central Indiana once you get outside of the Indianapolis area its like these people turn off their brains and lack the ability to think past anything bigger than themselves and the shithole communities that they have lived in their whole lives.
As far as the Indy scene its much better but you are limited to the Pacers, Colts, IU/Purdue/Butler and then of course the state museum, Indianapolis Childrens Museum, Zoo and things such as that. It has became a bit more liberalized over the years now having a Democratic council and mayor and they’re not sticking to the ways that the old geezers in rural Indiana have been doing for years. Which is why Indiana has such a huge BRAIN DRAIN to other states. However, what I find funny is the number of Kentuckians we have in Indiana because their state is even worse than Indiana when it comes to jobs and culture and education. Its a TOTAL CESSPOOL and I lived there about 5 years or so and I finally had the opportunity to move back towards Bloomington which isn’t by any means perfect but its more of an improvement than Loserville, Kentucky or as I call it LouBilly, Kentucky aka Louisville which they still can’t properly pronounce the name after 240 years of being a city.
Indianapolis and surrounding areas of the suburbs could be a top notch metropolitan area if you can shed off the rest of the trash from rural counties in Central Indiana. It’s the same way down here in Southern Indiana that we could actually improve a lot of things but its the bucktoothed faux conservatives and fake religious hypocrites that cause these areas to be largely backwards. I’m sure its the same in places in rural Central and Southern Illinois. It’s just a different world and culture up there around the Lake Michigan area even in the part of Indiana closest to the Chicago area in Lake and Porter counties. I still kind of wish I lived there even after many years of being away.
YOURE HATEFUL POINTS ARE MEANINGLESS BECAUSE one thing that can’t be denied by you losers is that Indiana is the fastest growing state of any that surrounds it. ITS ALSO MORE PROSPEROUS AND HAS MONEY IN THE BANK..UNLIKE THE NEIGHBORING STATES.
Which means it’s more desirable to the point that people are moving here and it has been that way for 3 decades
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/fastest-growing-states-2017
Oh and the weather is so much better in Michigan, Ohio, Illinois and Kentucky……
Not….Oh and theres so much more to do….not….oh and theres so many more good jobs….definitely not…
You people are whiny children…there is good and bad everywhere and actually there is generally more good in Indiana from any statistical comparison you want to look at than the other states I just listed, but everyplace today are having similar issues no matter where you go.
never touched an illegal substance in my life…And Yes I am Rich, both in name and $$$$$..
XD I love people on the internet who are like this
Indiana is a big fucking skidmark on the underpants of society. If it wasn’t for Indianapolis being a large city and having a decent amount of cultural events and professional sports the whole state would be a bunch of fucking cornfields and strip malls with a damn Walmart in every town. That’s basically what it has to offer and by the way I’m a native Indiana resident that was born here and lived here most of my life. Hell, if it wasn’t for Kentucky sucking ass even worse than Indiana when I lived there I would have gladly got the hell away from Indiana.
I’m a bit old to relocate across the country or even certain places I would like to and start over at this rate so I’ll probably die somewhere in this backwards fucked up state unless I hit the lottery or come into a bunch of money where I can buy a house elsewhere and sell the one where I live and cut all ties with these Hoosier Losers.
Here’s the mindset of the average Hoosier (which by the way is a stupid fucking name) and I don’t call myself a Hoosier even though I was born and raised in this stinking pit of a state. It’s Friday night basketball games at the local high school or football maybe until it gets slightly cold and people turn into pansies. It’s going to the local small town Walmart in their shitty nondescript small towns of 5000 to 20,000 people where half of the people are directly related because they haven’t gotten out of the cornfield screwing their sister and in laws. Same can apply for Kentucky as well.
There’s tons of low rent shitty apartments and housing in Indiana in just about every town where half the owners are nothing more than slumlords and deadbeats themselves. People consume tons of fast food over their lives as well as boxes of cigarettes and copious amounts of booze because their lives are so shitty that they have to drink to cover up the fact that life in Indiana isn’t all its cracked up to be. More to come in my next comment.
More on Indiana or maybe it should be called Moron Indiana which resembles the railroad in Indiana called the Monon now it that’s not a stupid name I don’t know what is. Same with all of the inbred Indiana place names that they’ve stolen or copied from other states because it reminded the goat bangers of someplace their ancestors grew up in the South especially Virginia, the Carolinas, Kentucky, Tennessee or Alabama.
The average Hoosier doesn’t have much culture either unless its the pickings between their teeth that have been left there since many of them disdain healthy dental hygiene or cleaning themselves properly. Often these people are also massively overweight and can barely walk even in Walmart and usually their asses are so fat they should have farm equipment signs on their backs. A high percentage of these boobs are uneducated either from a college or university perspective but even from the fact that most of them barely graduated high school and were the victims of social promotion. Even the local 2 year IVY TECH state technical college barely has anyone graduate within 2 years as most people take either 5 or 6 years to get a 2 year degree or they don’t even bother finishing it and would rather burp out more kids that are just stupid as they and their parents and grandparents. It’s really a sad scene and that’s just barely scratching the white trash trash subset of society.
Even worse is the skyrocketing crime rate in Indiana mostly tied to drugs such as meth, heroin, hard narcotics and serious alcohol abuse. It’s like they enjoy shooting up or using massive amounts of nose candy or alcohol to kill the pain of their shitty lives. The worst part is that these people are taking over small towns that used to just be Bumblefuck, Indiana but now these people are breaking into homes, stealing things, causing public disturbances and acting just as bad or worse than what I’ve seen in places like Cincinnati, Louisville, KY, Indianapolis or when I lived near Chicago in Northwest Indiana. By the way, I’ve lived in most sections of Indiana and have been to all of it and frankly most of the state truly sucks. Indianapolis has its charms in places and in the suburbs as well but that’s about it for the rest of the state. Once you’ve seen one suburb in a cornfield or another its the same old shit.
Education in Indiana is substandard as most of the population disdains anything intellectually based or having to open their mind past what their small town hick preachers or bosses tell them. It would require them to have a mind bending and mind blowing experience that would make them actually realize that there is more than living somewhere with cornfields and wheatfields and soybeans or tipping cows or sneaking into the barn at night to find their next lover.
It’s also interesting to note the appearance of the people here too. Usually some of them actually end up being eye candy in their late teens and twenties but by the time they hit 30 or so they often end up being fat bar hags that run around without makeup and wear sweatpants going to the grocery store or the local Wally Mart. They don’t take pride in their appearance and its even worse in summer when they wear clothes 3 sizes too small and have blubber hanging out of their shorts or some tube top three sizes too small.
It’s hilarious that one of the locals talks about the Indy 500 as if its some big cultural event. It sure is if you’re from Shithole, Indiana because there’s nothing else in your small town to watch or do other than stare at the often toothless and uncultured neighbors. Indianapolis has two professional sports teams the Pacers and the Colts which they barely support anytime the teams aren’t any good. You can always tell that the teams suck when no one is going to the games because they find more joy in racing crap cars in some small town demo derby or chewing their tobacco or getting plastered every weekend after work.
That’s in essence what Indiana is all about and I’ve lived in Northwest Indiana near Merrillville and Valparaiso, Central Indiana near Indianapolis and Southern Indiana near Louisville and Evansville and also Bloomington. If you’re not from Indiana run like hell before you get stuck in this state or have too much family here or kids where you can’t leave. If you’re considering a job transfer, don’t do it.
His talking about the state not the people and most definitely not insulting anyone. You are the only stupid fucking retard insulting with moronic words. You are the moron because apparently your parents didn’t teach you better.
Probably because they dnt know better and they dnt have nothing to teach you. Sounds like your fam is stuck in this shit hole and you don’t have another option other that act like an airhead and defend this piece of shit lmao
“You illiterate douchbag” do yo really think you have the right to tell him that
Your inbreeding is show… .no go back to banging your sister and watch faux news
you must live in this shithole..
I live in Indiana and everything he said is true .I am leaving here within a month and this time i wont come back
Yeah I moved here from Michigan for a job and I regret it more than anything. There is literally nothing to do…. at all. And people are so weird and seem disconnected socially. I literally haven’t met one person I related with in 5 months. This place is utter trash. I went downtown with friends from home 3 different times and all it was was country music and boring bullshit. I literally hate it here and I wouldn’t wish living here upon my worst enemy. Fuck Indiana.
You are largely correct when it comes to Indiana in that there isn’t much to do unless you can conjure up something to fill your time with such as hobbies, interests, self improvement or something else. As far as finding things to do there isn’t much of anything to do in much of Indiana. There’s only so many times you can go to the store or the local Wal Mart or some other shithole enterprise. The parks are bland in most of Indiana unless its maybe Indiana Dunes which is only tolerable in the spring, summer and fall. Forget about freezing your ass off there in the winter. Brown County State Park is a hidden gem in South Central Indiana but its also bubba country as is most of the rest of the state once you get out of the cities.
What’s hilarious is that Indiana reminds me a lot of the scene from Kokomo, Indiana that was in the Blues Brothers movie in that people act the same way. Crappy country music, rednecks in pickup trucks, lousy bars and a bunch of hyper aggressive smart ass hicks trying to prove their a man. Its the Good Ole Boys scene from Blues Brothers all over again. Some of us here in Indiana aren’t all small minded cousin molesting pricks but there sure are a lot of them in Indiana and most of them think that they actually know everything even though most of them couldn’t find Canada on a world map or anywhere else for that matter.
If you took the big name of Canada off of a world wall map the average Hoosier (also known in St. Louis as white trash) wouldn’t have a clue about anyplace. That could be said about taking the names off the map of the top 20 or 30 countries around the world that they couldn’t find Russia or China or Australia or the UK on a world map unless it was in big block letters right in their faces.
When it comes to trash, everyplace has trash but Indiana has its own form of stinking lazy white trash people that don’t have much in the way of common sense or basic human decency or interaction. It’s like no one ever taught them basic courtesy or social graces when dealing with others. No wonder this place went largely for Donald Trump because of the vast majority of small minded inbred hicks and its a shame what these people have done to this state over the years. Indiana really could be a top state considering its location albeit small on the Great Lakes, plentiful rainfall and decent weather at least between March and late October before winter hits. Then after that its depression season in the Midwest due to the winter gloom but that’s because people don’t get out and get sunshine since the weather is so crappy. It’s the people here who are the main problem though. They’re socially awkward and its like they’ve never had to open up to people from elsewhere and get a different worldview.
Tom Petty is not from Indiana. He was born in Gainesville Florida!!! Get your facts straight!!!!
This is 100% dead ass true,
I hate living in Indiana
All in all, Indiana is just the state of perpetual road construction and gray skies. This place is a dump. A toilet. The worst state I have ever lived in, and I regret moving here.
I left this God forsaken State three years ago and I’ve never regretted it. I’ve been to 38 of or 50 States and Indiana is thee worst! Period! The vast majority of those outside Marion County are complete inbred morons that don’t understand that there is a world of tolerance and diversity outside their backyard. Many small towns are considered complete with a multi-use truck stop/gas station where you can find an assortment of Trump paraphernalia, cheap junk, and fast food. No wonder this state is full of fat ass retards! Those that want to make this state home are usually bound to jobs that pay to keep them, or college until they get a degree that offers them a ticket out, or transplants from Kentucky to fill the countless warehouses and trucking industries. Hands down the absolute most stupid people I have ever encountered on a whole! Being bored is the least of your problems living in Indiana. The weather sucks, the roads suck, there is about a hours worth of entertainment in downtown Indy, and don’t bother trying to catch up on any sports other than fucking IU basketball, Colts or the Pacers. Thank God I’m no longer in Indiana. Do yourself a favor and leave as soon as possible. Life is short.
Dude… you read my mind. I’m moving back to Michigan ASAP. This place is a god damn joke. The population is like a racist religious cult. I’ve been here for 4 months and I’m literally bored and depressed, this place is trash.
Agreed I moved here to Indiana from Southern California to be closer to my kid daughter and gotttttt damnnn it is a depressing SHITHOLE!! Moving back before winter hits sorry baby lol
Legit Indiana is a conservative, Trump humping backwards state. I’ve lived in Bloomington and Evansville. I will say Bloomington was alright, but holy hell Evansville was full of complete morons. A big part of the population is on meth, most don’t leave, the upper middle class is a bunch of “can I speak to your manager” racist bitches, and fucking corn everywhere!! I left legit this month and moved to Orlando. Better jobs, hell of alot more culture, nicer people. And less meth.
You are so correct about Evansville. I’ve been there about 50 plus times in my life since its about a hundred miles from here. It’s like being around the biggest bunch of mind blowing morons around. One problem is that basically Evansville and SW Indiana up until you get 50 miles north of the Ohio River might as well be a subset of Kentucky which is even worse as a place to live than Indiana. That’s speaking volumes about how shitty Kentucky truly is versus Indiana.
I had the unfortunate experience of taking a job transfer down to Kentucky many years ago and got stuck there during the Great Recession back about 2007 to 2012 and then I went back north but should have went to some other location east, west, south wherever. Kentucky makes Indiana actually look good because its one of about 10 states that are economic and educational bottom feeders in the United States. It’s usually like this when it comes to the worst states.
50. Mississippi
49. West Virginia
48. Arkansas
47. Kentucky
46. Louisiana
45. Alabama
44. Tennessee
38. INDIANER (my version of Indiana just to piss off the local yokels)
That and having some family still in this area of Indiana is the only real reason I moved back and I was tired of the Louisville (Shittucky) scene which was more crime and worse than Indiana when it came to having bumbling dumbasses all over society. People that couldn’t even make change or handle basic tasks like being able to spell with reasonable accuracy or intelligence. That’s why Kentucky is even worse than Indiana as are most of the Southern States. It’s interesting because Indiana has became a subset in many places of the South with the whole Southern culture on the skids mentality that exists in most Southern states especially rural areas. It’s like a big morass of dumbfuckery and blatant stupidity that these people increasingly exhibit and more and more its starting to really remind me of what I left in Kentucky. Even worse, is that I’ve been able to experience the true South and that’s even worse than Kentucky and most of Indiana aka Indianer. Massive amounts of small minded people that haven’t traveled anywhere outside of maybe 50 miles or 100 miles of the hovel infested shithole towns that they’ve always lived in. That’s the true Indiana that you don’t see unless you’ve actually lived here or pulled off the interstate on occasion.
There’s actually two Indianas, you have the relatively prosperous suburbs of Indianapolis and places like NW Indiana that are relatively well off and then you have bumpkinville which might as well be the rest of the state. Sure, Bloomington does have a decent sort of middle class and upper class with educated people but most of the rest of the state wants to be in the 1950s with the same bumpkin mentality issues its always had. I don’t expect this place to be Chicago or San Francisco or LA or Seattle or NYC but I do expect people to be able to function rather than acting like a bunch of brain dead drugged out zombies that barely graduated high school with a D average. Seriously, if high school was that difficult for anyone to get a D average they’re not that bright to start with.
That’s the true Indiana that you won’t see on the national or local news media. It’s like they’ve had scales over their eyes for most of their pathetic low wage shitty existences.
You hit it right on the head… Your stuff is funny I read it ten times over. I lived in anderson for 12 years… Living milwaukee now. You hit every single thing on the head….. Everything you said I experienced…. You’re a very talented speaker. Cheers
Lmao aboit Evansville… The only thing I liked about that place was ellis park…( I think it’s in kentucky)… I lived in the anderson area…. lmao ft at Red Gold…lol…. You’re a very talented speaker
Can confirm. Olive near Evansville. Don’t get me started on MV! The whole city is a shit dump. The riverside isn’t even that nice either. Crackheads EVERYWHERE. I wouldn’t say Indiana is the worst, (cough, Illinois’s fucking corrupted garbage pollution they send here) but it’s lower on my state list I’d like to stay in.
I’m from Indianapolis in high school rn and when I graduate I’m getting the fuck out of here no questions asked.
Bob. Try not to use the word fuck on your next Job interview when you move out of this state to your percieved paradise
Rich, Your Hoosier brother is looking for you. Says it’s time to, uhhh, cuddle. Run along now and let the adults talk amongst themselves.
“Back Home Again in Indiana and it seems that I can see, The gleaming candlelight, still burning bright, through the Sycamores for me..
The new mown hay, sends all its fragrance, through the fields I used to roam..
When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash, how I long for my Indiana Home”
Sang before the Indy 500, the largest sporting event in the world every Memorial Day weekend…
God I Love you guys….you give me great entertainment
His talking about the state not the people and most definitely not insulting anyone. You are the only stupid fucking retard insulting with moronic words. You are the moron because apparently your parents didn’t teach you better.
Probably because they dnt know better and they dnt have nothing to teach you. Sounds like your fam is stuck in this shit hole and you don’t have another option other that act like an airhead and defend this piece of shit lmao
Of course we are your entertainment for many reasons:
1. You are an old prick probably racist and a rich sex trafficker republican.
2. Because the only thing you care about is money and no body loves you except for your money lmao.
3. Before you was rich and had a lot of bank (if you are really rich lol) you was a meth head redneck bastard.
4. Probably you are a pervert with money always dreaming about becoming a child molester one day.
I Hope we keep on entertaining you lmao
Check this out..Guess which state is best
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Bob. Try not to use the word fuck on your next Job interview when you move out of this state to your percieved paradise
I fully agree. My parents moved back there when I was a little kid, and recently finally got out of that shit hole of a state. Wages are crap, peoole are rude and eager to tell you you’re a hellbound sinner amd they hate people who don’t conform to their ridiculous level of conservativism, and in many places are racist. It’s boring as it gets, drugs are a major problem, and it hemorrhages college grads because it sucks and we’re better off pretty much anywhere and everywhere else. Indiana is so horrible that people in Bakersfield feel sorry for me because I love it there and amazing and wonderful place, but not really compared to the rest of California. But I’m out of Indiana, happy for once, finally living comfortably above poverty (I couldn’t even do it with a professional career in Indiana), and finally people dont give a crap that Im not Christian and dont harass me about and keep telling me I need to start believing as they do.
California has the highest poverty rate in the nation and the state is a liberal CRAZED Sanctuary Hellhole…Housing and taxes are outrageous and Forbes magazine just said Bakersfield has the dirtiest air in the nation.
The state stays constantly in the news with a new natural disaster emergency every week..and a mass shooting almost daily
Besides that the state is completely financially bankrupt.. The 2200 foot house I completely own in Indiana is completely paid for and my property taxes are only 800 per year… The house has 4 bedrooms 2 baths…The same house in California would cost me a million and 10,000 a year in property taxes…All for the right to live in a liberal crime ridden bankrupt, Sanctuary sewer rat hellhole that’s bankrupt..
No thank you
Rich your inbreeding is showing, you’ve probably never left your shithole Indiana so how would you even know what a place like CA is like?!?!?!? Go back to banging your sister and watching faux news sunshine.
Amd dont forget the weather. Hot and very humid summers, bitter nasty cold winters, year round tornadoes, severe flooding, lots of snow and ice (not tons of it but a lot), and very strong winds that are not accompanied with a tornado.
Chicago’s weather is far worse than Indiana.
Far Colder and Snowier than Indianapolis.
Far windier too …More tornados in Illinois than Indiana on an annual basis…And don’t get me started on California, the constant natural disaster in progress state…Every week its something else and it never stops. Although Indiana has its weather events they are almost never of the catastrophic nature of California’s weekly events.
Indiana is the fastest growing state of any that surround it and has been for 2 decades now..
Illinois and California are both completely bankrupt…Chicago and the major California cities are complete Sanctuary city hellholes. They depend on the federal government and the conservative ran states money to help keep them running.
People are fleeing Chicago faster than any city in U.S. Outrageous taxes, high crime, horrible schools. Indiana has low taxes and far far lower housing costs than Illinois or California ..Indiana has a balanced budget and this year had its largest surplus in history… Indiana is a well run beautiful state…No it’s not perfect but it’s a hell of a lot better than Illinois or California
I live in indiana and i like it here but yeah all that shit is true. Plz don’t nuke us
Please do this State sucks
Everyone in Chicago is moving to Indiana Sent from my Sprint Samsung Galaxy S8.
bruh imagine having to live here for 15 fucking years
living it 🥲
Don’t forget about HOLIDAY DRINKING
Hahaha, hilarious! I moved there from CA for 2 years to attend school and just hated living out there. The roads are very 3rd world.
I live in Indiana and I agree with ALL OF THIS. I swear as soon I am 18 I’m out and never coming back lmao ✌️ Save me room in Chicago
And also, if you haven’t watch the movie the prom on Netflix you should, it shows the many ways Indiana sucks as well
I’m going to offer a slightly different tone to my post here. For myself personally I think hate or sucks is a strong word. For myself Indiana hasn’t been a great experience. I just chalk it up to not being a good fit and not being meant for myself. I don’t like to say it but, I regret moving here. I moved here about 16 years for what I would hope would be an opportunities but, it’s been anything but that.
I’m hoping that I can move from here eventually because I can’t see myself staying here the rest of my life. What I can say is that I would be wise in doing my research about Indiana. It’s not the worst state but, in some categories it ranks middle of the road and toward the bottom with regards to quality of life categories. Plus, with with my experiences I would rank it toward the bottom thus far and I’ve lived in other states and lived in another country even.
The other thing is I think it’s what you are willing to accept. Most people that like it here either have grew up here or have family here. For myself, I don’t fit into these categories. The only thing that is holding me here is finances and my rocky marriage. If it wasn’t for those things then I probably would of moved from here.
So, to add to my above posts. So regarding Indiana, for a state that prides itself on hospitality I really don’t think it’s any different from most states. Again, from my experiences the people and my dealings with them have found them to unhappy, unethical, and sometimes downright mean compared to other places I have lived and visited thus far. One look will show that Indiana houses some of the unhappiest places in America which includes Gary, Anderson, and South Bend. Are there good people here? Sure, there’s some good people but, most people I’ve met are as I said not all that nice.
The other is that some people have mentioned the cost of living is relatively low and sure that is true but, that comes at a sacrifice and it also depends on where you live. That sacrifice is generally lower wages across the board. So, if you’re a person trying to make it or with hopes to make it out of Indiana then it’s a lot harder plus Indiana doesn’t have great protection laws for the employees here. From what I vaguely remember it was one of the last states to adopt laws regarding hate crimes and nepotism.
Also, the cost of living factor depends on where you live. Sure, you can live cheaply here but, it will be a crime area or economically depressed area. You’ll pay a higher price to live in Fishers or Carmel but, even those places are starting to have crime these days.
The other thing to mention is if you want to make it Indiana then you’ll need to attend either Purdue, Indiana University, Notre Dame, or Ball State University. Otherwise, you’ll be doing retail or warehouse work without a degree from those places. Also, if you’re disabled you want to reconsider Indiana because the people here don’t care if you have a disability or disabilities. If you have to work then they won’t be happy that they have to work around your disabilities or become disabled.
The last few things. One thing that bothers me about here is people don’t like when there are better places than anywhere here in Indiana. I’m not talking about bad mouthing it even. I’m referring to when you say it’s just okay or I prefer this place in another state to the place here in Indiana they act offended as if the best places only exist in Indiana.
Are there worse places? Sure, there are worse places these days. California and Illinois use to be meh or better than Indiana. One of the few reasons why Indiana is more appealing is because of the lower taxes and cost of living for now but, more people moving here for now due to those reasons. Once those reasons are gone, I personally feel there won’t be much appeal to Indiana anymore.
I don’t like being negative but, this place has left a bad taste in my mouth. For now I’m tolerating it but, for me I find Indiana to be okay. Just understand a lot of people hype this state or at least in my opinion they do. I’ll just say it’s not cracked up to what it is to be. If you can come here with a wad of cash saved up then great you’ll probably do okay or at least for a while but, understand you’re wages will be lower and the quality of life may potentially be lower if you’re use to the scenery compared to places down south or out west. Even Michigan is a nicer state geographically with nicer lakes or at least in my opinion. Again it’s just my opinion and for today I had to say something because I see it all the time that people defend Indiana as if it’s some type of beautiful utopia. The truth is it’s not and it’s not the worst state to live in however, be aware it ranks in the middle or lower for most if not all categories. Anyways, that’s just my opinion and thoughts.
You know these things are worse in other states, right? You were in a certain county saying all these things, when there are tons of different people in Indiana. And why are you complaining about agriculture? That’s what Indians is. A farm state. The reason you barely saw Asian is because there were less Asians than other races there in that county. I think your bias against people making kids is absurd, and it’s none of your business. If they want kids, let them have kids. And you claiming that a kid was looking through your stall and wanting to use it was 99% untrue. Children are more sane than that. Complaining about it being boring is because major festivals and events usually happen in the more popular states, like California and New York. The section about lawnmowers as just dumb. Maybe you could tell them that the lawnmowers are loud and they could do something about it? People are very friendly in the state. What county did you live in? Your last part is pretty strange, and rude. Complaining about people not leaving the state, when tons of people do every single day. Airports are packed with Hoosiers leaving for other states. And that racist “faggot kid” is just like any poorly raised boy in the USA.
Also, Tom Petty isn’t from Indiana.
Have you even lived anywhere else outside of that shithole? If you haven’t your opinion is void
This is absolutely true! I am moved to Indiana and it totally sucks. The people are so freaking weird here especially when it comes to kids. Amen!
Hahaha! 😆That was one of the funniest articles that I’ve read for a while! And it sounds like it comes from the heart ❤! Hey tell me how you really feel, lol 😆
Well I’m happy that you’ve shared your wisdom (I’ll try NOT to visit the distant relatives I have there)
Thanks for the unexpected laugh!
Chris 👍😊
You forgot that in Indiana fireworks are legal. I live across the river in Kentucky. I hate the fourth of July, because I know my inconsiderate sleazebag neighbors are going to go to sleazy Indiana an buy fireworks that are illegal in Kentucky, and start firing them off 2 or 3 weeks before and after the forth of July
I suggest you click on this link freshair 1958
https://whitetrashkentucky.blogspot.com/2017/11/kentucky-is-shithole.html
I’m from Kentucky but fortunately live in Indiana now….Kentucky is the ultimate sleazy hellhole in the U.S.
Not all of Kentucky is a hellhole. Loseyville, where I unfortunately live, is. If I move out of Loseyville, it won’t be to anywhere in Indiana.
Sorry but all of Kentucky is bad…Kentucky has a horrible state government..That government has destroyed the entire state for years. Horrible taxation, Horrible schools.. You may hate Indiana but the fact is, it’s the fastest growing state in the region and has been for 30 years..Less taxation, far better schools, and unlike Kentucky which is bankrupt, Has money in the bank…Indiana has 50% more people but 100% higher GDP than Ky…That tells everyone Ky has a huge productivity gap….
Ky residents need to demand change because they are being left behind economically very quickly
1. Kentucky isn’t bankrupt. FAKE NEWS.
2. Hoosiers pay higher property tax than
Kentucky residents pay.
3. Hoosiers pay 7% sales tax, v. 6% in
Kentucky.
Indiana is a lousy neighbor for allowing the sale of explosive fireworks. Hopefully, eventually, the Fed will ban them in the future.
Kentucky is bankrupt!!! Do a search on the 5 most bankrupt states in America…Kys teacher pension fund is 80 billion in the red right now.
Ky does pay higher property tax than Ind.
My brother lives in Louisville and pays 1500 while I pay 900 in New Albany on the same sized house. Kys income tax is over 5% while Indianas is 3%
Kys school system is nearly the worst in the nation….No comparison to Indiana..I know..I’ve went to school in both states.
Yawn.
Tom Petty is from Florida. This was dumb.
Yes please nuke us. Killing the lot of us would be a sweet relief & well deserved.
Indiana is awesome to live in and I am a kid. In Indianapolis you have museums, sports, and restaurants everywhere. You can find a place in downtown and with a little bit of money have the time of your life. Here we love college football and basketball and we are normal people. I haven’t even really seen any farmers or people with hay sticking out of their mouths. Indiana is home to the Indy 500, the pacers, the colts, the Indians, and some of the best colleges in the country including Purdue and notre dame! And you want to talk about us being boring when I’m my life in Indiana I have kayaked, gone to pacers games, gone to colts games, gone to a notre dame football game, gone to the crossroads classic, gone to the movies dozens of times, and gone to holiday world which is better than any amusement park out there!!! This place is heaven my friend!!!
I agree I’m from Indiana
I agree this state sucks I hated every minute I was there I hate the people that run the state they are shit on adogs ass I hate everything about Indiana even in winter time I hear lawn mower what the fuck are lawnmowers doing in winter are they cutting the snow are ice these people here are fucking crazy p
You are correct. Indiana does suck. However, some of your reasons are rather juvenile and frankly, make you sound like a real asshole.
I’ve never spent much time in Indiana but I know people from there. They can all be put in the stupid asshole category. A bunch of do nothing braggarts who plateaued in the third grade. I suspect a couple of them are probably pedophiles and they are females. Females with mustaches along with five or six whiskers two inches long on their chins. If you are in Indiana stay there. If you’re from Indiana go back.
Sounds like another butthurt self hating whiteoid. I’m not even from Indianan and I want to beat your nerdy white ass up
Most definitely.
Indiana is not worthy of even being a cemetery
What is your name? You are the biggest piece of fucking shit. Not only are you ignorant but fucking trash. I wanted to rant and rave an essay on your illiterate f****** dumb piece of s*** f****** b**** ass dumb f*** dick head. Either you’re a cunt female or male. Eliminate corn and see how many things run live thrive and have corn it it.
Sorry I was drunk off some corn based alcohol and wanted to tell you to fuck off.
#HOOSIERS
Hopefully you’ve had kids and are now stuck behind a lawnmower for two hours every weekend. A pox on your opinions.
YES! Thank youuu! This place is a goddamn SnakePit, a hellhole. I hate IT AND all the ignorant ass bitches in it! Fuck this place.